things my brother has said: until dawn edition 

joshuahartley:

“those are some hot cold buns”
“why is emily so salty”
“i went in for the defuse”
“i want my relationship with em to go down so i can kill that bitch”
“maybe that love den is where josh was made”
“bros before hoes”
“aw i wanted that bitch to die”
“i don’t think that he’s okay he was cut by a saw”
“you have some ripped abs my man”
“poochie!”
“‘this water makes my boobs feel weird’”
“dr. hill has a soothing voice i could fall asleep to it”
“she must have a good 401k”
“that water must be cold on the crotch”
“JOSH DID NOT DESERVE THIS WHAT IN TARNATIONS”
“this is bullshit I DIDNT MOVE”

your game has gone terribly wrong.

don't be too hard on joshua. he's been through – he's been through so much. but you know that already. don't you?

you're crying out for help.

independent joshua "josh" washington from until dawn. established january 19th, 2017. written by rowie.

i don't take orders from you.

consistent blood, gore, cannibalism, mental illness, murder, and other not safe for work triggers WILL BE PRESENT.