RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS 

cruelintenticns:

rockinrpmemes:

Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.

Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

“Marry me.”
“Do you want me to leave?”
“You are not going without me.”
“I can’t believe you!”
“I swear it won’t happen again.”
“What did you say?”
“I’m not jealous.”
“You’re jealous, aren’t you?”
“We can’t keep doing this.”
“Are you sure this is legal?”
“Isn’t this amazing?”
“I’m going to take care of you, okay?”
“Stay the night. Please.”
“You can’t die. Please don’t die.”
“Run away with me.”
“You did WHAT?” 
“Quit whining.”
“Get outta my sight!”
“Why are you so annoying?”
“Were you ever going to tell me?”
“Never in a million years.”
“Don’t ask me that…”
“I might have had a few shots.”
“What’s with the box?”
“W- What are you doing?”
“Say it!”
“I could kiss you right now!”
“Are you done with that?”
“What’s going on here?”
“Stop pinning this on me! You started it!”
“It’s your fault we’re in this mess.” 
“Did you do this on purpose?!” 
“Kiss me.”
“Are you still awake..?” 
“Excuse you?” 
“This is all your fault!”
“I can’t believe you dragged me into this.”
“Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” 
“I shouldn’t be in love with you!”
“It’s not fair!”
“I could kill you right now!”
“Knock it off!”
“Screw you!”
“You’re a complete moron!”
“I love this song!”
“I can’t be in love with you!”
“Make me.”
“Don’t tempt me.”
“I hate you.”
“You are infuriating!”
“Just shut up already.”
“That doesn’t even make sense.”
“Bite me.”
“Eat me.”
“Kiss my ass.”
“Just admit I’m right.”
“Just admit you’re wrong.”
“You are being ridiculous!”
“That’s irrational.”
“Listen to me!”
“That’s not what I meant and you know it.”
“Don’t yell at me.”
“That’s it. End of discussion.”
“I don’t believe you.”
“You shouldn’t have said that.”
“Fuck you!”
“Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.”
“How dare you?”
“I dare you!” 
“It’s you, it’s always been you.” 
“Well this is awkward…”
“Just pretend to be my date”.  

MISCELLANEOUS

“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?”
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
“I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.”
“You know what I like most about people? Pets.”
“Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?”
“What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”
“I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.”
“Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.”
“Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”
“Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?”
“Can I touch your boob?”
“It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.”
“You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?”
“Give me cake or give me death.”
“On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?”
“You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?”
“Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.”
“Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.”
“No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.”
“When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!”
“If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?”
“I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.”
“What have I told you about the toilet seat?”
“I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.”
“I vote today to be a pajama day.”
“You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.”
“I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.”
“I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.”
“You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.”
“Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”
“I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.”
“What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.”
“I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!”
“This would not happen if I had a penis!”
“That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.”
“All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.”
“I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.” 
“Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.” 
“I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.” 
“To the night you’ll never remember!”
“Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?”
“Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.”
“Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.” 
“You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!” 
“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”
“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.”
“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”
“You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!”
“This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“
“It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”
“I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.”
“You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.”
“You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?”
“I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it” 
“Do you need me to kill someone for you?” 
“Look out where you’re going, asshole!” 
“Fuck the sandwich guy!” 
“I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.” 
“The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” 
“Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” 
“I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.”
“There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.”
“I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”   
“There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.”
“It’s midnight, what do you want?” 
“I think I know how to use a bed.”
“If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.”
“You are completely unfit to handle a child.”
“We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.”
“Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!” 
“When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.”
“It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”

FLUFF

“Your hair is so soft…”
“You’re so cute when you pout like that!”
“Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.”
“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”
“What, does that feel good?”
“HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?”
“Are you wearing my shirt?” 
“You are ridiculously comfortable…”
“I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”
“You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”
“You’re beautiful, you know that?”
“We should get a puppy!”

STARGAZING

“Aren’t they beautiful?”
“These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.”
“Shooting star, make a wish.”
“It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.”
“Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.”
“Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…”
“Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?”
“Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.”
“This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?”
“Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.”
“I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.

FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL

“Did you just… finish?”
“They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.”
“I’m not actually feeling anything.”
“Are you getting any closer?”
“Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!”
“Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.”
“Shit sorry, am I going too fast?”
“Wow, you’re hot.”
“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
“Hey, I’m open minded.”
“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”
“I see someone’s happy to see me.”
“I saw that. You just checked me out.”
“You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.”
“Take off your clothes.” 
“Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.”
“Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.”
“Boobs are really just squishy pillows.” 
“If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.” 
“Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.”
“I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now?
[text]: Do you want to bet on that?
[text]: Guess who just got back in town.
[text]: So I might be in a hospital right now…
[text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore!
[text]: Come on, come to the party!
[text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive.
[text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up.
[text]: I call bullshit.
[text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you?
[text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship.
[text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
[text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall.
[text] Who says no to sex and donuts?!
[text] I know what you did last summer…

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shit my friends and i have said starter meme. pt. i. 

fatalchoices:

• ❛ i just need to make a cake and then i’ll be back to normal. ❜
• ❛ i just showed up to my final. without a pencil. like a jackass. ❜
  
• ❛ SOCRATES WAS A DRAMA QUEEN. ❜
  
• ❛ how did she lose four phones in less than a month? ❜
  
• ❛ the ghost from the ouija board told me to send it nudes. ❜
  
• ❛ listen, man, i was only the getaway driver. ❜
  
• ❛ oh, no. i’m totally better than all of you. ❜
  
• ❛ i refuse to partake in any of this, but that doesn’t mean i won’t post screenshots of this on tumblr. ❜
  
• ❛ who the fuck goes to the club on a monday? ❜
• ❛ i looked like a baked potato. ❜
  
• ❛ THE HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE IS ON NETFLIX. I REPEAT. THE HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE IS ON NETFLIX. ❜
  
• ❛ never be ashamed of your kinks. ❜
  
• ❛ i realize that you’re probably working, but fuck you for not answering. i was going to ask what kind of girl scout cookies you like but since you didn’t answer i just got samoas i hope you fucking hate them. ❜
  
• ❛ one of my sims woohoo’d this old guy and as soon as they were done he fucking died and she slept with the grim reaper. ❜
  
• ❛ if you give me $300, i will totally let you beat the shit out of me. ❜
  
• ❛ the people across from us are taking pictures and being hella loud and playing music. can i play heavy metal until they leave? ❜
  
• ❛ i thought i was being productive by starting the history reading early, but i got halfway through chapter one and started crying over the dumbass that was christopher columbus. ❜
  
• ❛ my eyebags are so bad that it looks like i was just punched in the face twice. ❜
  
• ❛ then we have ____, who is pure salt. ❜
  
• ❛ listen, if i’m suffering, i’m making you suffer with me. ❜
  
• ❛ i don’t even care that he called me a hater and tweeted while speaking to me, this is just artful levels of petty. ❜
  
• ❛ you know you’re depressed when you’re just eating a container of cookie dough. ❜
  
• ❛ can you believe columbus went from studying ocean currents and wind patterns to committing genocide? ❜
  
• ❛ our evil sim officially has three girlfriends and one mortal enemy. ❜
  

onlyjokesherebro:

rpmemes-gallery:

Symbols for the mun

💝 I ship our muses, but we’ve never interacted

✨ I think your portrayal is on point, but it also intimidates me

💍 I want to be exclusives with you 

⭐️ We don’t rp, but I desperately wish we did

☀️ I want to rp with you, but I’m not sure how

💔 We’ve rp’ed in the past, but now we don’t

🎂 I’m new to your blog, and I want to be friends

🎉 We’ve been mutuals for ages, and this makes me so happy!

💡 I have a thread idea for us!

💌 I just think you’re amazing

💥 We’re not mutuals, but I wish you’d notice me

things my brother has said: until dawn edition 

joshuahartley:

“those are some hot cold buns”
“why is emily so salty”
“i went in for the defuse”
“i want my relationship with em to go down so i can kill that bitch”
“maybe that love den is where josh was made”
“bros before hoes”
“aw i wanted that bitch to die”
“i don’t think that he’s okay he was cut by a saw”
“you have some ripped abs my man”
“poochie!”
“‘this water makes my boobs feel weird’”
“dr. hill has a soothing voice i could fall asleep to it”
“she must have a good 401k”
“that water must be cold on the crotch”
“JOSH DID NOT DESERVE THIS WHAT IN TARNATIONS”
“this is bullshit I DIDNT MOVE”

secret relationship . 

sourmuses:

melamemea:

painful

• “ it’s — getting a bit out of hand now. ”
  
• “ i don’t think i can keep this up much longer. ”
  
• “ i’m getting tired of hiding…”
  
• “ it sucks that i can’t kiss you in public. ”
  
• “ how much longer do i have to keep swallowing my desires for you. ”
  
• “ are you sure we will — ? ”
  
• “ do you think we’ll ever… be a couple-couple ? ”
  
• “ sometimes i’m just scared that you’re just using me. ”
  
• “ it’s starting to dawn on me that… the reason you might not want to come out about this is because you don’t really love me—”
  
• “ is this a joke to you?”
  
• “ i deleted all our texts. ”
  
• “ i can’t keep pictures of us on my phone, are you crazy? ”
  
• “ if anyone sees us i won’t know what to do. ”
• “ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here… ”
  

provoked

• “ aren’t we suppose to be a thing ? why are you flirting then ?”
  
• “ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here —”
  
• “ you sure seem to be good at ignoring the fact that we’re together. ”
  
• “ okay no — i can’t handle the way they keep staring at you. ”
  
• “ if they don’t stop hitting you up i’ll end up hitting them down. ”
  
• “ don’t you see any pride in the marks i left on you ? ”
  
• “ is this a joke to you — ?!”
  
• “ stop that — we’re in public. ”
  
• “ no, not until we get home. ”
  
• “ you know i can’t do this out here — stop it!”
  
• “ could TRY to show that you’re a little worried about this ???”
  

steamy

• “ d—-don’t make me moan, i don’t want anyone to catch us… ”
  
• “ everyone is downstairs… ~ take your pants off ”
  
• “ shhh…. ~ it’ll be fine baby, no one will hear us ”
  
• “ so what ? ~ if they see us coming out together we’ll figure something out…”
  
• “ i’m gonna leave so many hickeys on you… show everyone that you’re taken… ”
  
• “ i missed your scent…”
  
• “ it feels so good — being close to again… ”
  
• “ i’ve been thinking — about this the entire day… ”
  
• “ ~ sit back and let me spoil you… you went an entire day without touching me… ”
  
• “ kiss me… and don’t let me go ”
  
• “ you’re like a forbidden fruit when i can’t touch you ~ kind of sexy ”
  

innocent

• “ i can’t wait to show you off to the entire world… ”
  
• “ we’ll be the cutest couple in existence, someday ”
  
• “ when we come out i’m going to drown you kisses every day ”
  
• “ ~ if we carve our initials in a tree no one will know ”
• “ no one will notice if we hold hands under the table ~ ”
  
• “ one day… we’ll be able to kiss like everyone else ”
  
• “ i long for the day i get to hug you in the open ”
  

trcshymemes:

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

• ❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
• ❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
• ❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
  
• ❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
  
• ❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
  
• ❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
  
• ❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
  
• ❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
  
• ❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 
• ❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
  
• ❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
  
• ❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
  
• ❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
  
• ❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
  
• ❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
  
• ❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
  
• ❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
  
• ❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞
  
• ❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
  
• ❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
  
• ❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
  
• ❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
  
• ❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
  
• ❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
  
• ❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
  
• ❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
  
• ❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
  
• ❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
  
• ❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
  
• ❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 
• ❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 
• ❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
• ❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 
• ❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 
• ❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 
• ❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
  
• ❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
  
• ❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
  
• ❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 
• ❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
  
• ❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 
• ❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
  
• ❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 
• ❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
• ❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
  
• ❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
  
• ❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   
• ❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
  
• ❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 
• ❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 
• ❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
• ❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
  
• ❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
  
• ❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
  
• ❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 
• ❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞
  

lottewrites:

HAMILTON : AN AMERICAN MUSICAL  → STARTERS

• ❛ he was longing for something to be a part of. ❜
  
• ❛ and the world is gonna know your name. ❜
  
• ❛ there’s a million things i haven’t done, but just you wait. ❜
  
• ❛ you never learned to take your time. ❜
  
• ❛ talk less…smile more. ❜
  
• ❛ who’s the best? c’est moi! ❜
  
• ❛ the plan is to fan this spark into a flame. ❜
  
• ❛ i’m not throwing away my shot. ❜
  
• ❛ i may not live to see our glory, but i will gladly join the fight !  ❜
  
• ❛ they’ll tell the story of tonight. ❜
  
• ❛ tomorrow there’ll be more of us. ❜
  
• ❛ i’m looking for a mind at work. ❜
  
• ❛ look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now. ❜
  
• ❛ oh my god. tear this dude apart. ❜
  
• ❛ i will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love… ❜
  
• ❛ dying is easy, young man… living is harder. ❜
  
• ❛ then you walked in and my heart went ‘boom’! ❜
  
• ❛ you look at me and suddenly i’m helpless. ❜
  
• ❛ i am so into you. ❜
  
• ❛ i’m just saying if you really loved me, you would share him. ❜
  
• ❛ love doesn’t discriminate from the sinners and the saints. ❜
  
• ❛ i’m willing to wait for it. ❜
  
• ❛ i am the one thing in life i can control. ❜
  
• ❛ call me son one more time —…. ❜
  
• ❛ i don’t pretend to know the challenges you’re facing. ❜
  
• ❛ that would be enough. ❜
  
• ❛ and we could be enough. ❜
  
• ❛ let me a part of the narrative in the story they will write one day. ❜
  
• ❛ you have no control : who lives, who dies, who tells your story. ❜
  
• ❛ history has its eyes on you. ❜
  
• ❛ awesome. wow. ❜
  
• ❛ i’ll make the world safe and sound for you. ❜
  
• ❛ why do you assume you’re the smartest in the room? ❜
  
• ❛ what’d i miss? ❜
  
• ❛ run away with us for the summer. ❜
  
• ❛ take a break. ❜
  
• ❛ well, hate the sin, love the sinner. ❜
  
• ❛ no one else was in the room where it happened. ❜
  
• ❛ and then we’ll teach them how to say goodbye. ❜
  
• ❛ we both know what we know. ❜
  
• ❛ i will choose her happiness over mine every time. ❜
  
• ❛ god, i hope you’re satisfied. ❜
  
• ❛ i saved every letter you wrote me. ❜
  
• ❛ you built me palaces out of paragraphs. ❜
  
• ❛ be careful with that one, love, he will do what it takes to survive. ❜
  
• ❛ when you were mine, the world seemed to burn. ❜
  
• ❛ the world has no right to my heart. ❜
  
• ❛ i hope that you burn. ❜
  
• ❛ everything is legal in new jersey… ❜
  
• ❛ i’m so sorry for forgetting what you taught me. ❜
  
• ❛ it’s quiet uptown. ❜
  
• ❛ they are trying to do the unimaginable. ❜
  
• ❛ there are moments that the words don’t reach. ❜
  
• ❛ forgiveness. can you imagine? ❜
  
• ❛ i had only one thought before the slaughter. ❜
  
• ❛ i imagine death so much, it feels more like a memory. ❜
  
• ❛ what is a legacy? it’s planting seeds in a garden you will never see. ❜
  
• ❛ death doesn’t discriminate between the sinners and the saints. ❜
  
• ❛ i survived, but i paid for it. ❜
  
• ❛ have i done enough? will they tell my story? ❜
  

worried starters 

angstmemes:

trigger warnings apply!
( mental illness, drugs and alcohol use, self-destructive behaviours, and vomiting )

“You haven’t slept for days, have you?”
“Are you eating properly? You don’t look it.”
“Why do you keep stumbling over your words? Just how tired are you?”
“You need to think about yourself every once in a while.”
“I know your work is important, but you’re going to end up in hospital if you go on like this!”
“You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?”
“You look so… empty. I’m worried for you, please talk to me.”
“Are you alright in there? You’re so quiet.”
“How did you get these bruises? Please don’t lie to me.”
“There’s something bothering you that you’re not telling me and I can see it slowly destroying you. What happened?”
“You’re sleep deprived and you haven’t been eating. Why do you think you’re feeling dizzy?”
“I can give you some pills to help you sleep. They aren’t healthy, but this is even less healthy.”
“If you didn’t just blink I would’ve sworn you were dead, that’s how sickly you’re looking. Go to bed, please!”
“Have you drank all of these bottles in one weekend?!”
“I know you don’t want this, but it’s for your own good. Sign the papers so they can pick you up tomorrow and you can get clean.”
“What the hell are you doing?! Did you do that to yourself?!”
“When was the last time you left the house? Or opened the curtains for that matter.”
“Here, just keep breathing. It’ll be okay. Better out than in…”
“This can’t go on like this! You’re not eating, you’re not sleeping, you barely talk!”
“I’m sorry. I went through your room and found this. Explain what the hell this is doing in your room!”
“I thought you’d quit! How long have you been lying to me?”
“I’m only trying to help and right now I think I have a much better idea of what you need than you do.”
“Did you take anything? Why are you passing out? Hey! Stay with me!”

Send 📱 for five texts my muse didn’t send yours, and one that they did 

“I need you” Sentence Starters 

letagin:

smollmikey:

_{aka my life and yours are two parts of a whole}

• _{“I can’t do this without you.”}
  
• _{“Don’t let go of my hand through this, please.”}
  
• _{“If you walk away everything will fall apart.”}
  
• _{“All I want is your lips against mine right now.”}
  
• _{“It wasn’t just a one off for me; it was me hoping you’d see the connection.”}
  
• _{“We’ve been through everything else together.  This is no different.”}
  
• _{“You’re my other half.”}
  
• _{“There’s no one else I’d rather have with me than you.”}
  
• _{“You need to help me, I can’t do this alone.”}
  
• _{“I’ve never felt alone since you came into my life.”}
  
• _{“What am I supposed to do if you walk away?”}
  
• _{“This distance is killing me.”}
  
• _{“Don’t let this distance tear us apart.”}
  
• _{“I need you as much as you need me.”}
  
• _{“Letting go was never an option.”}
  
• _{“All the time did was make me realize that you’re supposed to be with me.”}
  
• _{“I’ve made so many mistakes, but you’re not one of them.”}
  
• _{“I need you to help me reach the top shelf.”}
  
• _{“Two people aren’t this made for each other so easily.”}
  
• _{“You’re worth any fight.”}
  
• _{“I’m crying on the floor and nothing’s right, but I know you can make this better.”}
  
• _{“I’m way too drunk to be driving, so I was gonna walk home– stay on the phone with me, okay?”}
  
• _{“There’s this couple’s contest, and I know we’re not dating, but the grand prize is this big ass load of food– help me.”}
  
• _{“It doesn’t matter if you need me; you broke everything.”}
  
• _{“Everything’s really shitty right now.  So how about you get in this car with me and we drive to wherever for however long?”}
  
• _{“I’ll go if you go.”}
  
• _{“I’ll only do this if you help me.”}
  
• _{“I can’t depend on anyone else, just you.”}
  
• _{“Thank you for always being here for me.”}
  
• _{“You could call be at any time and I’d drop anything if you needed me.”}
  
• _{“All you have to do is show me that you feel the same.”}
  
• _{“I know that I need you, but sometimes the feeling doesn’t seem reciprocated.”}
  
• _{“I’m pathetic, because I go to you for everything, but you’d pick someone over me any day.”}
  
• _{“Can you give me a ride?”}
  
• _{“I didn’t tell anyone else I was leaving… You deserved to know though.”}
  
• _{“I’ll still be here when you get back.”}
  
• _{“Isn’t in terrifying that we both couldn’t go without the other?”}
  
• _{“This ring proves that I’m always here for you.”}
• _{“Come here, let me give you a hug.”}
  
• _{“My date stood me up, can you come with me to egg his/her car?”}
  
• _{“My date stood me up, can you come pick me up?”}
  
• _{“The lights don’t shine as bright when you’re not here.”}
  
• _{“I can’t deal with us drifting apart anymore.”}
  
• _{“I feel like I’m gripping with all my might and you’re not even lifting a finger.”}
  
• _{“My friend locked me outside naked.  Help.”}
  
• _{“My friend needs to see I’m dating someone so they’ll stop including me in blind dates–yes, I know we’re not dating, but still.”}
  
• _{“I don’t call you my partner in crime for no reason.”}
  
• _{“Can you come over so I don’t feel so alone anymore?”}
  
• _{“You ran to get here this quickly?!”}
  
• _{“I need you.”}