BEE MOVIE QUOTES
- According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
- Bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.
- How about a suicide pact?
- Ma'am, I was already a bloodsucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase!
- You can just freeze live TV? That’s insane.
- We have “Hivo”, But it’s a disease. It’s a horrible, horrible disease.
- This sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.
- Wow! She looked hot!
- WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END?
- So you’ll just work us to death?
- You don’t waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hothead.
- I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
- We’re very proud of you son and a perfect report card; all B’s!
- He’s no goodfella, He’s a BADfella!
- Will some angel of mercy come crawl to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks?
- You know, our last queen was elected with that very slogan.
- No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you’re one of them!
- My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional rollarcoaster!
- And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners MADE BY MAN!
- I know it’s got an aftertaste! I like it!
- Quite a lot of pomp, under the circumstances.
- It’s very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice.
- It’s not a tone, I’m PANICKING!
- ____ was looking at your résumé and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks is not really a special skill.
- Look at these faces. They never knew what hit them and now they’re on the road to nowhere.
- Why is yogurt night so hard?
- Yellow-black, yellow-black, yellow-black, yellow-black… Oh, black and yellow. Yeah, let’s shake it up a little.
- Stand back! These are winter boots!
- Yeah? Knocking someone out is also a special skill.
- It turns out I can*not* fly a plane.
- Thanks for the coffee. Sorry I couldn’t finish it. If I did, I’d be up the rest of my life.
- Do you know what a Cinnabon is? It’s bread! And frosting! And cinnamon! They heat it up! Really hot!
- I’VE GOT ISSUES!
Send ‘Kiss’ + a number to kiss my muse…
- …in the rain.
- …in the house they just bought.
- …on the nose.
- …against a wall.
- …before going to sleep.
- …to wake them up.
- …french.
- …in their neck.
- …on their forehead.
- …on the cheek.
- …out of happiness.
- …to thank them.
- …drunk.
- …to suprise/confuse them.
- …because you missed them.
- …to comfort them.
- …to stop them from rambling.
- …angry.
- …crying.
- …as a dare.
- …for the first time.
- …to tell them you like them.
Send 💗 to kiss my muse tenderly without explanation
popular text posts + ask memes (part two)
❛ i don’t have time for a relationship. do you know how many books i need to read? ❜
❛ i think it’s hilarious when people tell me i’m laid back because i’ve pretty uch been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade ❜
❛ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just… not good ❜
❛ i’m a piece of shit, but it’s fine ❜
❛ how i am supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65 ❜
❛ i’m a huge fan of space; both outer and personal ❜
❛ and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything ❜
❛ any full cast musical number can be a solo if you believe hard enough ❜
❛ kinda hungry, kinda horny, kinda tired, kinda wanna get a tattoo ❜
❛ no amount of under eye concealer can cover up how tired i am of this world ❜
❛ i’m ready for autumn, but not autumn responsibilities ❜
❛ today i’m wearing a lovely shade of i slept like shit so don’t piss me off ❜
❛ i’m not making enough boys nervous ❜
❛ i really want my last words to be ‘hey, wanna see a dead body?’ ❜
❛ don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it? ❜
❛ i’m always a slut for conspiracy theories ❜
❛ i wanna make a diss track about myself ❜
❛ true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch ❜
❛ i’d be such a good girlfriend/boyfriend/s.o. you’re all missing out ❜
❛ sorry i was late. i can’t conceptualize time. ❜
❛ fuck what the aliens said ❜
❛ sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments ❜
❛ if outfit repeating was a crime i would be sentenced to life without parole ❜
❛ does anyone have ten thousand dollars they don’t want? ❜
❛ i want a sugar daddy, but i know nicki minaj wants me to be independent ❜
❛ i stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about ❜
❛ i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married ❜
❛ tbh sometimes you just gotta let me be dramatic because i will get over it, but let me be dramatic first. ❜
❛ painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk ❜
❛ if we date, you have to hold my hand in the car. no exceptions. ❜
❛ in an unfortunate development, i am now awake ❜
❛ you’re hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you ❜
❛ kinda hurt, kinda offended, kinda not planning on saying anything about it ❜
❛ trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary. i do it to myself just fine. ❜
❛ if you don’t think i’m a princess then you’re 100% right. i’m the fucking queen. ❜
❛ fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october. ❜
❛ lana may have fucked her way up to the top, but i am bullshitting my way up to the middle ❜
❛ i don’t want to get involved in the drama, i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened ❜
❛ so… do you want to watch 49.7 hours of parks and recreation with me? ❜
❛ i hit rock bottom like every two weeks ❜
❛ can someone please be proud of me? like fuck, i’m trying. ❜
❛ give me a few days to overthink about it ❜
❛ can i sell my feelings on ebay? i don’t want them anymore. ❜
❛ i’m really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time ❜
❛ when does hibernation start because i am 100% participating in that ❜
❛ don’t you hate it when you wake up and you’re awake ❜
❛ i lowkey just wanna make sure you’re happy as fuck ❜
❛ i literally have no idea what i’m gonna do if i don’t end up rich ❜
❛ you know you’re in deep when you love listening to them talk and you get attached to their voice ❜
❛ no offense, but when is it my turn for someone to be in love with me ❜
❛ i’m an asshole with a really big heart ❜
❛ i have to be funny because being hot is not an option ❜
❛ can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do ❜
❛ okay that’s cool, but consider the following: snuggling with me until i fall asleep ❜
❛ please handle me with care. i am a very sleepy and soft creature. ❜
❛ drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious, and most importantly, drunk. ❜
Send “No, please don’t leave me…” for my muse’s reaction to dying in your muse’s arms
On a scale from 1 to 10 how much do you think I understand the character I roleplay?
SEND A SYMBOL FOR A CORRESPONDING PROMPT/STARTER.
- [ ☎ ] my muse calls yours in tears.
- [ ✪ ] our muses are stuck in an elevator together.
- [ ◐ ] my muse is having a sleepover with your muse.
- [ ✿ ] my muse attempts to cook dinner for your muse.
- [ ◈ ] my muse makes a drunk confession to your muse.
- [ ღ ] my muse makes an attempt to cheer your muse up.
- [ ✦ ] my muse pushes yours out of frustration/anger.
- [ ❢ ] my muse discovers yours all bloodied and bruised.
- [ ➤ ] my muse accidentally punches your muse in the face.
- [ ⌚ ] my muse recalls their favorite memory with your muse.
- [ ✜ ] my muse collapses in front of yours, all bloodied and bruised.
- [ ☯ ] my muse tells yours that they never want to see them again.
- [ ✈ ] my muse asks yours to accompany them on a trip/mission/etc.
- [ ● ] my muse catches yours snooping through their belongings.
- [ ☻ ] my muse wakes up in your muse’s closet the night after a party.
- [ ✌ ] my muse reaches out to yours after months of no communication.
- [ ☢ ] the car broke down in an unfamiliar part of town, and our muses are lost.
- [ ✠ ] it’s three in the morning and my muse unexpectedly arrives at your muse’s home.
- [ ☁ ] the entire city is without power due to a storm, and our muses run into each other during a supply run.
Send in a ❣ for a random kiss.
- a shy kiss.
- a forehead kiss.
- a cheek kiss.
- a nuzzle kiss.
- a neck kiss.
- a hand kiss.
- a hug + kiss combo.
- a dying kiss.
- a bleeding / bloody kiss.
- an assertive kiss.
- a nonchalant / uninterested kiss.
- a kiss to your muse’s shoes.
- a blown kiss.
- a sad / crying kiss.
- a quick kiss.
- a happy kiss.
- a teasing / sensual kiss.
- a platonic kiss.
- a clumsy kiss
- a kiss of your choosing! ( requested by the sender! )
shit my friends and i have said starter meme. pt. i.
- ❛ i just need to make a cake and then i’ll be back to normal. ❜
- ❛ i just showed up to my final. without a pencil. like a jackass. ❜
- ❛ SOCRATES WAS A DRAMA QUEEN. ❜
- ❛ how did she lose four phones in less than a month? ❜
- ❛ the ghost from the ouija board told me to send it nudes. ❜
- ❛ listen, man, i was only the getaway driver. ❜
- ❛ oh, no. i’m totally better than all of you. ❜
- ❛ i refuse to partake in any of this, but that doesn’t mean i won’t post screenshots of this on tumblr. ❜
- ❛ who the fuck goes to the club on a monday? ❜
- ❛ i looked like a baked potato. ❜
- ❛ THE HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE IS ON NETFLIX. I REPEAT. THE HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE IS ON NETFLIX. ❜
- ❛ never be ashamed of your kinks. ❜
- ❛ i realize that you’re probably working, but fuck you for not answering. i was going to ask what kind of girl scout cookies you like but since you didn’t answer i just got samoas i hope you fucking hate them. ❜
- ❛ one of my sims woohoo’d this old guy and as soon as they were done he fucking died and she slept with the grim reaper. ❜
- ❛ if you give me $300, i will totally let you beat the shit out of me. ❜
- ❛ the people across from us are taking pictures and being hella loud and playing music. can i play heavy metal until they leave? ❜
- ❛ i thought i was being productive by starting the history reading early, but i got halfway through chapter one and started crying over the dumbass that was christopher columbus. ❜
- ❛ my eyebags are so bad that it looks like i was just punched in the face twice. ❜
- ❛ then we have ____, who is pure salt. ❜
- ❛ listen, if i’m suffering, i’m making you suffer with me. ❜
- ❛ i don’t even care that he called me a hater and tweeted while speaking to me, this is just artful levels of petty. ❜
- ❛ you know you’re depressed when you’re just eating a container of cookie dough. ❜
- ❛ can you believe columbus went from studying ocean currents and wind patterns to committing genocide? ❜
- ❛ our evil sim officially has three girlfriends and one mortal enemy. ❜
text message starters pt. 1
- [ text; ] this is a terrible idea
- [ text; ] fuCK you f*ck your cartoon hotdog husband fuck his stupid sunglasses and FUCK the ketchup kids (and fuck THEIR sunglasses)
- [ text; ] i need help.
- [ text; ] i don' t know wh a t to fuckign do w i th myself a nymo re
- [ text; ] i got a dog!!!!! I GOT A DOG!!!!
- [ text; ] please let me come over and pet your dog?
- [ text; ] anyway i'm bleeding, like, really badly. no worries though i'm good
- [ text; ] i love death and dying
- [ text; ] i fucked up. i fucked up really badly.
- [ text; ] I BROKE EVERYTHING
- [ text; ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- [ text; ] don't freak out but i'm in the hospital.
- [ text; ] leave me alone.
- [ text; ] i said not to talk to me.
- [ text; ] QUICK WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SONG
- [ text; ] some-
- [ text; ] this might be the last text i ever send you.
- [ text; ] i'm going to do it.
- [ text; ] i'm sorry.
- [ text; ] fCUK I PUNCHED MYSELF I NTHE FACE
- [ text; ] i'm playing club penguin and you wouldn't believe the shit these 9 year olds are saying to me
- [ text; ] you okay?
- [ text; ] i'm so worried please text back please please please
- [ text; ] 'i don't drink coffee,' i say, before chugging an entire pot of it
- [ text; ] what would happen if i just, like, downed seven five-hour energies. does that equal 35 hours of energy
- [ text; ] brb, descending into hell.
- [ text; ] it's 3 am and i can't sleep
- [ text; ] GO TO BED!!!!!!!!
leave it to the pros, bros!
you all got my name!
right? how does it feel? do you enjoy feeling terrorized? humiliated? i mean, panicked? all those emotions that my sisters got to feel once one year ago! only guess what? they didn't get to laugh it off! no! nope! no no no! they're gone!REGULATIONS
oh sure. i'm totally just crying out for help. "help me! oh help me! help help." come on! come on! it was just for fun! i mean, so you got a little bit of egg on your face, right? nobody got hurt--
BASICS
howdy! my name is rowan, but you can call me rowie. i'm eighteen years old, a second semester full-time freshman, who has two current jobs! this blog is going to have extremely spotty activity, so if you could be patient, that would be awesome!following + unfollowing
this blog is extremely private & selective. because of this, i am very particular on who i decide to and not follow back. 99% of the time, it has nothing to do with you or your writing. i simply like having a calm dash, and following too many people brings up a bit of anxiety for me. I WILL ONLY BE ROLEPLAYING WITH MUTUALS. in terms of unfollowing, i may do so for a few reasons. if you don't cut your posts, if we're in a mutual and you unfollow me first, or if you send hate to me or one of my friends/vague about us (this may also result in a block). on ocassion, i might unfollow for untagged nsfw images, but that's very rare. on a slightly related note, i am open to mains & exclusives! just im me and we can totally talk about it!other important things.
shipping is not my top priority, nor is it josh's. but, ngl, i am totally a sucker for ships as long as they have chemistry. i'm also totally fine with shipping josh with oc's, should the chemistry ever be there! although this blog is multi-ship, it should be mentioned that the only chris i will be shipping josh with is thecochiise. please respect this ! and, please, don't godmod my muse. i won't godmod yours. it's really just rude as #heck. there will be HEAVY TRIGGERS on this blog. they include, but are not limited to, blood, gore, cannibalism, murder, mental illness, suicide, and sexual content. all triggers will be tagged as "[trigger] //". if i ever forget to tag something for you, just let me know and i will do so automatically! i want everyone to feel comfortable. and that's pretty much it! this isn't necessary, especially if you feel uncomfortable about passwords, but if you could send your favorite joke or pun into my ask, i would really appreciate it! it just lets me know that you read my rules, and they make me laugh a lot. but, like i said, it totally isn't necessary! thanks for taking the time to read my rules!verses
- MAIN.
- AU.
- GROUP.
crying out for help.
default verse. takes place anywhere between chapter one and chapter two of until dawn. he's isolated himself away from his "friends" after the disappearnce of his sisters, but that doesn't mean he's not planning anything.
who is in control?
takes place approximately three weeks after the events of until dawn. josh has been found, but he's not –––– he's not quite josh, anymore. his teeth are sharp and his eyes are dim, and he's craving the taste of raw meat. he's not quite a wendigo, but he's not human, either.-
turned into a monster.
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