shit my friends and i have said starter meme. pt. i.
- ❛ i just need to make a cake and then i’ll be back to normal. ❜
- ❛ i just showed up to my final. without a pencil. like a jackass. ❜
- ❛ SOCRATES WAS A DRAMA QUEEN. ❜
- ❛ how did she lose four phones in less than a month? ❜
- ❛ the ghost from the ouija board told me to send it nudes. ❜
- ❛ listen, man, i was only the getaway driver. ❜
- ❛ oh, no. i’m totally better than all of you. ❜
- ❛ i refuse to partake in any of this, but that doesn’t mean i won’t post screenshots of this on tumblr. ❜
- ❛ who the fuck goes to the club on a monday? ❜
- ❛ i looked like a baked potato. ❜
- ❛ THE HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE IS ON NETFLIX. I REPEAT. THE HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE IS ON NETFLIX. ❜
- ❛ never be ashamed of your kinks. ❜
- ❛ i realize that you’re probably working, but fuck you for not answering. i was going to ask what kind of girl scout cookies you like but since you didn’t answer i just got samoas i hope you fucking hate them. ❜
- ❛ one of my sims woohoo’d this old guy and as soon as they were done he fucking died and she slept with the grim reaper. ❜
- ❛ if you give me $300, i will totally let you beat the shit out of me. ❜
- ❛ the people across from us are taking pictures and being hella loud and playing music. can i play heavy metal until they leave? ❜
- ❛ i thought i was being productive by starting the history reading early, but i got halfway through chapter one and started crying over the dumbass that was christopher columbus. ❜
- ❛ my eyebags are so bad that it looks like i was just punched in the face twice. ❜
- ❛ then we have ____, who is pure salt. ❜
- ❛ listen, if i’m suffering, i’m making you suffer with me. ❜
- ❛ i don’t even care that he called me a hater and tweeted while speaking to me, this is just artful levels of petty. ❜
- ❛ you know you’re depressed when you’re just eating a container of cookie dough. ❜
- ❛ can you believe columbus went from studying ocean currents and wind patterns to committing genocide? ❜
- ❛ our evil sim officially has three girlfriends and one mortal enemy. ❜