shit my friends and i have said starter meme. pt. i.
- ❛ i just need to make a cake and then i’ll be back to normal. ❜
- ❛ i just showed up to my final. without a pencil. like a jackass. ❜
- ❛ SOCRATES WAS A DRAMA QUEEN. ❜
- ❛ how did she lose four phones in less than a month? ❜
- ❛ the ghost from the ouija board told me to send it nudes. ❜
- ❛ listen, man, i was only the getaway driver. ❜
- ❛ oh, no. i’m totally better than all of you. ❜
- ❛ i refuse to partake in any of this, but that doesn’t mean i won’t post screenshots of this on tumblr. ❜
- ❛ who the fuck goes to the club on a monday? ❜
- ❛ i looked like a baked potato. ❜
- ❛ THE HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE IS ON NETFLIX. I REPEAT. THE HANNAH MONTANA MOVIE IS ON NETFLIX. ❜
- ❛ never be ashamed of your kinks. ❜
- ❛ i realize that you’re probably working, but fuck you for not answering. i was going to ask what kind of girl scout cookies you like but since you didn’t answer i just got samoas i hope you fucking hate them. ❜
- ❛ one of my sims woohoo’d this old guy and as soon as they were done he fucking died and she slept with the grim reaper. ❜
- ❛ if you give me $300, i will totally let you beat the shit out of me. ❜
- ❛ the people across from us are taking pictures and being hella loud and playing music. can i play heavy metal until they leave? ❜
- ❛ i thought i was being productive by starting the history reading early, but i got halfway through chapter one and started crying over the dumbass that was christopher columbus. ❜
- ❛ my eyebags are so bad that it looks like i was just punched in the face twice. ❜
- ❛ then we have ____, who is pure salt. ❜
- ❛ listen, if i’m suffering, i’m making you suffer with me. ❜
- ❛ i don’t even care that he called me a hater and tweeted while speaking to me, this is just artful levels of petty. ❜
- ❛ you know you’re depressed when you’re just eating a container of cookie dough. ❜
- ❛ can you believe columbus went from studying ocean currents and wind patterns to committing genocide? ❜
- ❛ our evil sim officially has three girlfriends and one mortal enemy. ❜
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right? how does it feel? do you enjoy feeling terrorized? humiliated? i mean, panicked? all those emotions that my sisters got to feel once one year ago! only guess what? they didn't get to laugh it off! no! nope! no no no! they're gone!REGULATIONS
oh sure. i'm totally just crying out for help. "help me! oh help me! help help." come on! come on! it was just for fun! i mean, so you got a little bit of egg on your face, right? nobody got hurt--
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howdy! my name is rowan, but you can call me rowie. i'm eighteen years old, a second semester full-time freshman, who has two current jobs! this blog is going to have extremely spotty activity, so if you could be patient, that would be awesome!following + unfollowing
this blog is extremely private & selective. because of this, i am very particular on who i decide to and not follow back. 99% of the time, it has nothing to do with you or your writing. i simply like having a calm dash, and following too many people brings up a bit of anxiety for me. I WILL ONLY BE ROLEPLAYING WITH MUTUALS. in terms of unfollowing, i may do so for a few reasons. if you don't cut your posts, if we're in a mutual and you unfollow me first, or if you send hate to me or one of my friends/vague about us (this may also result in a block). on ocassion, i might unfollow for untagged nsfw images, but that's very rare. on a slightly related note, i am open to mains & exclusives! just im me and we can totally talk about it!other important things.
shipping is not my top priority, nor is it josh's. but, ngl, i am totally a sucker for ships as long as they have chemistry. i'm also totally fine with shipping josh with oc's, should the chemistry ever be there! although this blog is multi-ship, it should be mentioned that the only chris i will be shipping josh with is thecochiise. please respect this ! and, please, don't godmod my muse. i won't godmod yours. it's really just rude as #heck. there will be HEAVY TRIGGERS on this blog. they include, but are not limited to, blood, gore, cannibalism, murder, mental illness, suicide, and sexual content. all triggers will be tagged as "[trigger] //". if i ever forget to tag something for you, just let me know and i will do so automatically! i want everyone to feel comfortable. and that's pretty much it! this isn't necessary, especially if you feel uncomfortable about passwords, but if you could send your favorite joke or pun into my ask, i would really appreciate it! it just lets me know that you read my rules, and they make me laugh a lot. but, like i said, it totally isn't necessary! thanks for taking the time to read my rules!verses
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crying out for help.
default verse. takes place anywhere between chapter one and chapter two of until dawn. he's isolated himself away from his "friends" after the disappearnce of his sisters, but that doesn't mean he's not planning anything.
who is in control?
takes place approximately three weeks after the events of until dawn. josh has been found, but he's not –––– he's not quite josh, anymore. his teeth are sharp and his eyes are dim, and he's craving the taste of raw meat. he's not quite a wendigo, but he's not human, either.-
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