✦✫· . ❛ MIKE.

          he probably should have gone home when he still had
         the chance. before that last beer, probably. damn him for
         being responsible enough to wait for the BUZZ to wear off.
         now he’s too tipsy to get in a car and too sober to engage
         in philosophical conversations. ❝ seriously? big enough. ❞

                    ❛    what the fuck kind of answer is that, michael munroe.    ❜

           ❛    you were class prez, for god’s sake. give me a better answer than that.    ❜    there’s a moment of silence between josh’s words, before he’s sitting up, eyes wider than before, mouth slightly falling open. oh no, what’s happened.    ❛    michael, dude    ––––    what if we’re the aliens.    ❜